like-vanilla:

slightly-bovverd:

thedapper-dyke:

If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.

But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”

then fuck the police

1 hour ago 460,331 notes

dirtyhipsterharry:

when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her

1 day ago 269,028 notes

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

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2 days ago 424,001 notes

Scuse the bags under my eyes im just happy ive managed to grow my (real) nails this long

2 days ago

devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

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3 days ago 585,767 notes

maatangi:

"girls only watch the world cup bc the players are hot" well yeah we have to deal with you obonixous basic ugly ass hobbits everyday i think we deserve some international eye candy every four years fuck off

4 days ago 50,942 notes

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

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5 days ago 651,476 notes

"Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango."

- lingeringlilies  (via unity-amongst-the-universe)

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6 days ago 187,199 notes

godmuva:

acidwrapper:

godmuva:

You ever ate something so good that like hours after you finish it you lowkey start to miss it

:/

is that why i miss her so much?

Im talking about a good ass sandwich and yall over here taking about pussy. I’ll see yall in church.

this is pastails

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jackanthonyfernandez:

britney2007spears:

they are here

Me and my clones

jackanthonyfernandez:

britney2007spears:

they are here

Me and my clones

1 week ago 16,477 notes

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1 week ago 537,416 notes

thespiritdesire:

deadbeat-blake:

young chill lol

What. The. Hell.

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1 week ago 37,052 notes

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living."

- Dr. Seuss  (via paianjenul)

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1 week ago 580 notes

Edinburgh #windowseat #fuckyea

1 week ago